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The North Pole Explained

Getting a Groupon for a discounted North Pole trip should’ve been my first…

Wedding Presents That Say, ‘Honestly, I Don’t Approve of This Marriage’

A Message From the Harry Potter Fan Club Re: Your Sorting Hat Identity Crisis

It is not a tool for…

Liberal Arts Degrees That Can’t Save You Now

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‘I Saw Mommy Kissing Pete Davidson,’ and Other Holiday Jingles

A Contemporary Playlist for Any Holiday…

5 Ways To Snag Those Swift Tix

Whew! Ticketmaster really screwed the pooch on those Eras Tour tickets, huh?

Signs Your Date Isn’t Turned Off by You — She’s Just Astral Projecting

Red Flag? This Sailor Just Asked Me Out Entirely in Nautical Semaphore

Minerva McKrakraven Welcomes You to the Cursed Halloween Cruise Liner

Paleontologists Announce New Species of T-Rex or Some Shit, Like We’ve Got Time for That Right Now