PinnedPublished inSlackjawHow To Talk To Your Child About The Plot Of “You’ve Got Mail”Starting the conversation about 90’s technologyMar 12, 2022A response icon10Mar 12, 2022A response icon10
PinnedPublished inThe Belladonna ComedyI Am The Snake Coming Out Of Your Toilet, And I PROMISE You It Is Worse For MePlease stop screaming. I beg you.Aug 25, 2021A response icon2Aug 25, 2021A response icon2
PinnedPublished inSlackjawThe Year Is 2050, And Former President Donald Trump Is Still Hiding Somewhere In The White HouseWhere, oh where did he go?Oct 17, 2020A response icon7Oct 17, 2020A response icon7
Published inSlackjawDavid Attenborough Illustrates The Great Twitter FlightBy Xu Mason & Molly KesslerOct 26, 2023A response icon20Oct 26, 2023A response icon20
Published inHumor DarlingPaleontologists Announce New Species of T-Rex or Some Shit, Like We’ve Got Time for That Right NowPlease…read the room.Oct 4, 2022A response icon2Oct 4, 2022A response icon2
Published inHumor DarlingAmelia Bedelia’s Guide to FlirtingIt’s all about body language, so write something on your leg.Jul 15, 2022A response icon2Jul 15, 2022A response icon2
Published inHumor DarlingI Am the Genie of This Lamp, and Due to Inflation, I Can Now Only Offer You 2 Wishes and 1 Piece of…I wish it were different, but my wishes are meaningless.Jul 5, 2022A response icon1Jul 5, 2022A response icon1
Published inHumor DarlingWhat Your Poop Says About You (When You’re Not Around)Turns out, it’s a ding-dang gossip!Jun 2, 2022A response icon4Jun 2, 2022A response icon4
Published inSlackjawSo You Found Me Unconscious In The Lazy River. Now What?No one came on vacation to watch a guy freak out, so please get it together.May 22, 2022A response icon7May 22, 2022A response icon7
Published inHumor DarlingBanksy Allegedly Behind Big Scratch On Daddy’s SUVHonestly, who else could it have been?Apr 1, 2022Apr 1, 2022
