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It’s 99..
One more to be 100
Okay, here we go. 99 followers.
You ever just look at a number and think, “This is fine… but also… NO. I need that one more. I need 100!”
It’s like, the awkward moment when you’re at the party and everyone’s having a good time, but there’s one person who’s just not dancing, and you’re like, “C’mon, ONE MORE!”
And now I’m sitting here, staring at this 99 like… do I really need that 100th follower? Do I really care? Do I?
YES. I do.
So, to the one person lurking in the shadows yep, you. The one thinking, “Should I click the follow button? I mean, it’s just one more.” YES. Just do it. Stop pretending like it’s not a big deal.
You know it is. This is the 100th follow we’re talking about. The big leagues. The place where I’m finally allowed to post something mildly celebratory without feeling like a loser.
If you don’t hit that button, it’s fine, but I’ll just sit here staring at 99 like it’s some kind of cruel joke. It’s not cute anymore.
So, go on. Click it. You know you want to. Don’t make me beg.
