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Canada Just Elected a Banker to Fight Trump — Here’s Why That Should Terrify You

He is supposed to protect us from the chaos. But what if he’s just another face of it?

4 min readApr 29, 2025

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A picture of Ottawa, ON, Canada
Ottawa, ON, Canada. Photo by on

Mark Carney is Canada’s new Prime Minister. He won in April 2025, after a snap election was triggered by the collapse of the Liberal–NDP confidence agreement — and a wave of national anxiety following Trump’s re-election.

You probably didn’t vote for him.

But you almost definitely voted against something. Maybe it was Trump’s second coming south of the border. Maybe it was Poilievre’s podcast populism and libertarian cosplay.

Either way, Canada just handed the keys to a man whose entire career was built inside banks, not ballots.

And that should terrify you.

A Candidate With No Constituency — and No Doubts

Carney didn’t rise through party ranks. He didn’t build a base. He didn’t have to. When he stepped onto the political stage, he brought a credentialed inevitability with him — the central banker turned climate finance envoy turned saviour-in-a-suit.

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Venus Irvine
Venus Irvine

Written by Venus Irvine

Editor for Doctor Funny | Self-proclaimed master of written words and drinker of coffee. I write on controversial topics, modern on goings, & satire.

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