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Five Jokes for April Fools’ Day!
Which do you think is funniest?
In honor of April Fools’ Day, I have written these five 20-word jokes:
Q: Why did the perpetual prankster shred his winning lottery ticket?
A: He assumed winning was fake because it was April first!
Q: What did the sun say to the wind in April?
A: Calm down, blowhard! It is time for your spring vacation!
Q: What happened when the teacher jokingly failed her best students?
A: The students laughed last when their parents got her fired!
Q: Why did the pranksters cross the road on April second?
A: They needed the fastest way to hitchhike out of town!
Q: Why do cats enjoy April Fools’ Day more than dogs do?
A: Cats have seven lives and dogs only live once!
Hahahaha! What? You don’t think any of them are funny? Did I hear you call them balderdash?! Are you questioning my sense of humor?
APRIL FOOL!!! 😁
How better can I honor April Fools’ Day than by pretending to think my unfunny jokes are humorous?! Did you see the prank coming?
Thanks for reading. I hope you don’t think I think the jokes are funny. I don’t think you think I think they are funny, but it’s possible that you might think I think you think I think they are funny. And I wouldn’t want that to happen to either of us. 😊
