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Welcome To Our Hip Expensive Sandwich Shop
Wait times vary but we average about 45 minutes per sandwich.
Welcome in! I can tell by your confused face that this is your first time here, so please allow me to explain a few things up front.
As you can see, we don’t have any posted menus because all of our sandwiches are spread through word of mouth. But since you caught me in a good mood, I’ll give you a little hint: Our sandwiches are named after different poet laureates.
Watch your step — this is real reclaimed cobblestone.
After you’ve ordered your thirty-dollar Robert Frost, you can take a seat on one of our two wooden stools. Speaking of which, you should’ve brought a book. Wait times vary but we average about 45 minutes per sandwich. Alternatively, you are free to stand in the “No Speech Zone” while in contemplative silence.
Before you ask, no, we don’t take orders ahead of time unless, of course, you subscribe to our daily mailing list where we’ll send broad inspirational quotes, oblique political statements, and the occasional land acknowledgment.
Now don’t be alarmed by the guy in the bowler hat with the sleeve, neck, and face tattoos. He’s just one of our Sandwich Blacksmiths who works here part-time until his BookTok career takes off.
