Funny Animal Jokes
I bet $100 that I can make you laugh…
I WAS feeling bored, so I came up with this: Animal Jokes, to give you a laugh! Let’s start:
J1: Where do rabbits go to eat for breakfast? — IHOP!
Speaking of rabbits, did you know just like cats rabbits can be trained to use a litterbox…ewww :p. Although, if you think that rabbits love carrots, they actually love unlimited hay and fresh greens.
J2: What happened to the toad’s car when it broke down? — It got toad away!
I can’t imagine this but there are apparently over 6000 species of frogs in the world.
J3: What do cats eat for breakfast? — Mice Krispies!
Did you know cats can produce more than 20 sounds meow *purrrr* *growllll*
J4: What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? — BI-son!
Bison are the largest animal in North America they are HUGE!!
J5: What do you call a dog magician? — A Labracadabrador
Dogs originally descended from wolves those cute dogs came from the big bad wolf 😱
J6: What do you call an alligator who solves mysteries? — An investigator.
Alligators have only killed 8 people in the past decade, but still…
REALLY SCARY 😫
J7: Why are pigs, bad storytellers? Because they only have one tail.
But pigs are one of the smartest animals — those cute masterminds
I think that this blog is one of the most funny blogs we have heard and I know what you’re thinking, I’m amazing. Well, I hope you had a fun time or learned something new, byyyyyyeeeeeee.
