Satire

SATIRE

I Knocked Barack Obama Out of First Place

You’re still №1 to me

Politics

Expert Rat Explains America’s Decline

‘You notice rats never commit mass…

Satire

The Chinese Have Been Spying On Me Since 2015

We will never forget the night the…

Satire

Fed Drops Rates 4 Points To Curb Rising CEO Pay, Corporate Profits

Lifestyle

The ‘Good Neighbor’

I had another run-in with one of my neighbors

Satire

I Defend Myself With My Big Syringe

I’m ready for the next mass jabbing

Satire

If You Thought Trump Cards Were Big, Just Wait

You ain’t seen nothing yet. Major…

Satire

Everyone Should Be Trying Their Best To Get Rich

So what do we do about the…

Political Satire

Trumpers Now An Endangered Species

Their entire habitat likely to be…

Satire

Make Kids Pay For High School

Hell, let’s charge them for kindergarten, too!