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Reality TV Shows, but for Fairy Tale Characters
Why shouldn’t the Naked Emperor cash in on his public humiliation?
The Apprentice featuring the Sea Witch
After successfully swindling The Little Mermaid out of her voice, her life, and her rightful inheritance, The Sea Witch finally obtains the territory she’s been craving. Now, she’s on the hunt for the best apprentice — the perfect candidate with average professional expertise, minimal personal life, and nonexistent integrity to help her dodge taxes, cover up child labor accusations, and execute other shady businesses.
Rumpelstiltskin and Jack Beanstalk are the finalists. Jack is the winner, and his vices are once again reinforced, for sleek greediness and lack of sympathy are rarely punished in the capitalist world.
The Real Housewives of Once Upon a Time Land
Having nothing to do but watch their husbands rule the kingdoms, Cinderella, Snow White, and Sleeping Beauty decide to broadcast their new life of glamor and never-ending drama. The first seasons are relatively peaceful. But now, since Cinderella is expanding her cleaning service corporation, fractures begin to show in the cast — her entrepreneurial spirit has caused serious damage to the original…
