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Glitter Marketing Campaign Pitch Meeting, But Right After an Office Breakup
Will Stacey and Mark be OK?
Manager: Right team, I have summoned you here, because we have a new client! We have recently been approached by none other than Mr Glitter himself, who is relying on our professional expertise! He has commissioned us to run an extensive ad campaign to ensure this sparkly holiday embellishment is here to stay! So come on, let’s go round the room and throw around some ideas!
Karen: Dying to use your new hand held hoover? Enter glitter! What better excuse to vacuum clean the entire flat again than to hunt down those pesky shiny flakes you can guarantee are here to stay for the foreseeable. You’ll probably need a new hoover before the glitter is gone!
Stacey: Christmas cards looking drab and dull? Glitter! With zero effort and forethought, you can add some sparkle to your holiday greetings! Literally anywhere on the card would do, or in fact just whack a sizeable dollop right into the envelope! Whoever you send this little maverick to will get double the joy — a sweet thoughtful message, and a glimmering makeover to boot!
Karen: A little glitter goes a long way, and by that we mean it is literally everywhere! You’re welcome, elementary school janitors! Now your evenings are bright and full of…
