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This Super Fun DIY Parent-Child Activity Only Takes 3 Hours of Preparation

HOW MUCH DO YOU LOVE YOUR CHILDREN?

Image from author, collaged in ; Of course I did this.

Activity

Car Maze Navigated by Opposing Magnets

<YAY!>

Materials

• Large Paper
• Painters Tape
• Toy Car
• Magnet
• Sense of Parenting Inadequacy that Plagues You Wherever You Go

<THIS WILL MAKE EVERYTHING BETTER!!!!!>

Steps

Locate painter’s tape.

Is it painter’s tape as in a singular painter or painters’ tape as in all painters who have tape? Or is it just —
You know what?
It doesn’t matter. Don’t get derailed this early in the process. You are doing a thing. You are doing one of the things that regular parents do with their kids. This is a test of your Parenting Wherewithal, your Parental Innovation, your Worthiness to Have a Child.

Don’t overthink it.

You can find Painters Tape. You can do that. You know what that is.