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Admin Signals: 86 Means “Kill Don Jr’s Daddy”

What about “Stop Trumpian Foolish Urgency (STFU)?”

6 min readMay 16, 2025

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Caricature of James Comey in a suit and tie at the beach writing “8647” with a shark behind him in the water.
You don’t suppose… was he signaling SHARKS??

Dear Priestess of the Damned Kristi Noem,

Please don’t disappear me. This is just a question from someone unfamiliar with current threats. I need to understand so I can help.

I see you’ve sent the .

Thank you!

James was nothing but trouble when he was in the FBI.

I remember sitting in a Las Vegas hotel room shouting at Commandant Jimbo on TV when he r̶e̶o̶p̶e̶n̶e̶d̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶i̶n̶v̶e̶s̶t̶i̶g̶a̶t̶i̶o̶n̶ ̶i̶n̶t̶o̶ ̶H̶i̶l̶a̶r̶y̶ ̶C̶l̶i̶n̶t̶o̶n̶’̶s̶ ̶e̶m̶a̶i̶l̶s̶ held a press conference wearing an ugly tie.

Who does that? That tie changed the course of history.

Of course, I defer to your inside intelligence — it’s hidden on the inside, right?
That’s smart. Please — don’t disappear me.

But Big Dog James seems more like a misbehaved puppy than a criminal mastermind. I don’t think he’s capable of leading a sleeper cell and sending secret messages, meaning, “Kill the President of the free world —…

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Lizzie Lizard Brain
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The inappropriate, playful, sometimes offensive, usually outrageous reptilian part of Patricia Jeanne's brain. Sweet snarlcasm balances absurd responsibility.

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