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Variation, Fairness, And Respect — V F and R replace D E I A
The Alphabet Letters Have Been Changed to Protect the Innocent
Some bad boy alphabet letters have been banned recently.
No worries. We got ya covered.
V F and R are substituting for the first, fourth, fifth, and ninth letters of the alphabet. R will work a double shift for no extra pay, covering for i and a which have been demoted. These letters can not be capitalized anymore.
Roses are red. Violets are blue.
Red roses are gorgeous, but the world would be more drab if there were no variations in the colors of flowers.
Rainbows fill our senses for the same reason.
There is a word that starts with the letter “d” that is similar to variation, but the word has been banned. We use the “d” word when we talk about the endless variety of flora and fauna on the planet. The ones who banned the “d” word don’t care about that.
When my son was six years old, he came home from school and announced,
