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You Got Me with the Third Nipple
It’s Another Fucking This or That, Tit or Tat, with Another Fucking Publication
Well May has already been too long and I don’t give a shit that it’s my birthday month. I’ve decided I’d like to be 28 again for the third year in a row but my wife fucking disagrees. Why? Because then she’ll forget her age (which is the same as mine) for another year in a row. Age is just a fucking number, and I don’t need to be “too old to want to stop counting” to believe that. Though my back thinks I’m already too old. Fucking stupid.
Anyways, I saw this fucking May This or That challenge because of something about a third nipple and decided, hey, why not jump on it. Not the third nipple, the challenge. Duh. Don’t be stupid.
Alright, let’s go:
- Be the fucking fastest person in the world or the fucking strongest person in the world?
As I said, LET’S GO! And FAST! Why? Because speed + distance = force or something. So, if I ran from far enough, fast enough, at a wall- hopefully I’ll smash through. Hopefully. But also, what do I need to be strong for? If I was fast, it’d be so much better for the environment, for getting shit done, for travelling. If I was strong, then people would be asking me to help them all the time. Also, would I look the same or be…
