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Yuqi

Published in

The Belladonna Comedy

Hey It’s Me Syphilis and I’m Back on Tour

Touring everywhere except your doctor’s radar.

Feb 18

A lineup of five produce items arranged from smallest to largest (pepper, chili, eggplant, banana, cucumber), each in a condom. The items are evenly spaced and photographed from above.

Feb 18

Published in

The Belladonna Comedy

Sorry I Had to Ghost You, I’m Mining FartCoin

You see, FartCoin requires my complete focus and frankly, a fiancée would be a legal liability.

Jan 27

Sorry I Had to Ghost You, I’m Mining FartCoin

Jan 27

Published in

Greener Pastures Magazine

Shakespeare Characters Post on Facebook Marketplace

Desperately seeking industrial-strength spot remover.

Sep 17, 2024

Shakespeare Characters Post on Facebook Marketplace

Sep 17, 2024

Published in

The Belladonna Comedy

Madame Bovary’s Money Diary: A Week in France on 8000 Francs in Debt

I’m not a cheater. I just have a lover.

Mar 30, 2022

Madame Bovary’s Money Diary: A Week in France on 8000 Francs in Debt

Mar 30, 2022

Published in

Slackjaw

Satan’s Glassdoor Review Of Heaven

Careful! Management is on a complete power trip.

Jul 15, 2021

Satan’s Glassdoor Review Of Heaven

Jul 15, 2021

Published in

Slackjaw

Real Ghosts Don’t Ghost

Real ghosts don’t go around cutting contact without explanation. We obsessively try to make contact.

Oct 27, 2020

Real Ghosts Don’t Ghost

Oct 27, 2020

Published in

The Belladonna Comedy

Please Send Me the Latest on the Earth Takeover Proposal

Following up on demo for Earth acquisition.

Sep 28, 2020

Please Send Me the Latest on the Earth Takeover Proposal

Sep 28, 2020

Published in

30 Days of Change

Day 3: Give yourself a space to explore all your ideas

Every idea is worth exploring

May 5, 2014

Day 3: Give yourself a space to explore all your ideas

May 5, 2014

Published in

30 Days of Change

Day 2: Make A List Of Everything You Want To Get Done

Then sort and cut down your lists to the bare essentials

May 3, 2014

Day 2: Make A List Of Everything You Want To Get Done

May 3, 2014

Published in

30 Days of Change

Day 1: Start With The End In Mind

Productivity hacks are only meaningful if they’re getting you closer to your end goal

May 2, 2014

Day 1: Start With The End In Mind

May 2, 2014

Yuqi

Yuqi

Yuqi Hou is a product manager and writer based in Maryland. Her writing has appeared in places like Points in Case, The Belladonna, and Slackjaw.

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