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Amish Leader Declares “We Were Right All Along”

Trump’s tariffs spark collapse of modern society

Apr 30

Amish Leader Declares “We Were Right All Along”

Apr 30

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If This Is the Future Of Food

I’m going hungry

Feb 18, 2024

An insect food stall in Shenzhen China

Feb 18, 2024

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10 Worst Memoir Tropes

tips from a ghostwriter

Jan 14, 2024

10 Worst Memoir Tropes

Jan 14, 2024

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Scientists Discover “Political Viagra” in Brains of Men Over 40

What stands out right now

Jan 24, 2024

fMri Brain Scan of Political Viagra protein deposits

Jan 24, 2024

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At 44, I Gave Up Drinking, Now I Can’t Stop Thinking (Of How Hot I Am)

An article by Marissa Narski

Dec 26, 2023

Beautiful woman at a beach in a bikini— alt text to boost Medium stories

Dec 26, 2023

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Minions Taxed at Border, Go Absolutely Bananas

Peter Navarro’s Yellow Fever results in Minions Getting Shafted

4d ago

Minions Taxed at Border, Go Absolutely Bananas

4d ago

Dave Smith’s Best Argument Against War (and Neoconservatives)

Godwin’s Law, what is it good for?

6d ago

Dave Smith’s Best Argument Against War (and Neoconservatives)

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Vatican Claims Pope Leo XIV, Whitest Man Alive, Has African Ancestry

From Creole Cousins to a Papal Initiative

May 9

Vatican Claims Pope Leo XIV, Whitest Man Alive, Has African Ancestry

May 9

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18 Ways JD Vance Might Have Whacked the Pope

A Pickled Onion Mystery

Apr 25

JD Vance concentrating playing Magic The Gathering with Pope Francis

Apr 25

How Much of a Boeing 737 is Foreign-Made?

Trump Tariffs Cripple the Production of the Boeing’s 737 MAX 8

Apr 18

How Much of a Boeing 737 is Foreign-Made?

Apr 18

Scott Christenson🌴

Scott Christenson🌴

Satire writer, unsolicited advice giver. In an echo chamber, I'm the weird sound from outside. Wisconsin native, currently a digital nomad in Asia.

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