PinnedPublished inThe Belladonna ComedyQUIZ: Are You An Empath Or Just A Decent Human Being?I can just sense when people really need help. I guess I’m just special like that.May 16, 2023A response icon12May 16, 2023A response icon12
Published inThe HavenI Tried a Pumpkin Spice Latte for the First Time… and I DiedNo, like literally. I’m writing this from the other side.Sep 4, 2023A response icon2Sep 4, 2023A response icon2
Published inModern WomenFreeing Myself from Internalized MisogynyYoung women deserve more respectAug 30, 2023A response icon3Aug 30, 2023A response icon3
Published inMuddyUmI Am the Drunken Sailor From That Sea Shanty and I Am NOT OkayAll this because I wanted to celebrate murdering a whale like everybody elseJun 3, 2023A response icon4Jun 3, 2023A response icon4
New Dating Show “Love is a Battlefield” Promises to be a Smash Hit- and We Mean That Literally!Netflix’s newest reality dating show Love is a Battlefield is almost here!Mar 25, 2023Mar 25, 2023
Published inGreener Pastures MagazineI Am Your Office Sponge, and I Quit! Just As Soon As Somebody Replaces Me…My body and mind are overworked and abused beyond measure.Mar 1, 2023A response icon2Mar 1, 2023A response icon2
Published inHumor DarlingA Message From the Harry Potter Fan Club Re: Your Sorting Hat Identity CrisisIt is not a tool for 20-somethings desperately seeking answers to an identity crisis.Feb 10, 2023A response icon2Feb 10, 2023A response icon2
Published inGreener Pastures MagazineFive “Grand Party Entrance” Ideas for Excessive Attention SeekersDon’t be lame by knocking on the door or texting “I’m here!” like everyone else.Jan 13, 2023A response icon3Jan 13, 2023A response icon3
Published inThe HavenA Message About Your Holiday Gift OrderIt hasn’t shipped yet- please don’t get mad at us!Dec 6, 2022A response icon2Dec 6, 2022A response icon2
Published inHumor DarlingSigns Your Date Isn’t Turned Off by You — She’s Just Astral ProjectingThe only possible explanation for her aloofness is that her soul has disconnected from her physical body and is floating through the air.Nov 14, 2022A response icon3Nov 14, 2022A response icon3
