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Every year, baseball teams adopt new mottos for the playoffs so they can sell more merchandise.

Let’s go through each ballclub’s new slogan and figure out what it says about the team, the sport of baseball, and America.

Oct 10, 2018

Every year, baseball teams adopt new mottos for the playoffs so they can sell more merchandise.

Oct 10, 2018

The Heuristic Squelch Comedy Show — Never Forget

Beginning in 1999, the Heuristic Squelch put on comedy shows at UC Berkeley. By 2001, the shows had gained momentum, and the Squelch had…

Sep 11, 2018

The Heuristic Squelch Comedy Show — Never Forget

Sep 11, 2018

KAT Person

(I submitted this short story to the New Yorker, but apparently they decided they liked a different Cat Person instead. Their loss.)

Dec 27, 2017

KAT Person

Dec 27, 2017

A Story About Pot That’s Also A Story About Tom Petty

It was a delightful Giants game, that warm April afternoon in 2001. The boys in black and orange triumphed, and we headed out of the…

Oct 5, 2017

A Story About Pot That’s Also A Story About Tom Petty

Oct 5, 2017

A Rules Primer For The New NBA Fan

The NBA Finals are Finally here! We’ve been through 82 regular-season games and roughly five months of early-round playoff games to reach…

Jun 1, 2017

A Rules Primer For The New NBA Fan

Jun 1, 2017

America Still Not Getting Behind “Mama, There Goes That Man!”

Nearly ten years after Mark Jackson started working on ABC’s NBA telecasts, America has still failed to embrace his catchphrase, “Mama…

May 6, 2017

America Still Not Getting Behind “Mama, There Goes That Man!”

May 6, 2017

Scenes from “Fast Nine”, if it starred me, driving my car, a 1982 Toyota Corolla

THE ROCK: Eat nitrous! (hits turbo switch)

Apr 19, 2017

Apr 19, 2017

Warren G, You Useless, Useless Bastard

(In honor the sixth anniversary of Nate Dogg’s passing, here’s a celebration and critical analysis of his finest moment: Regulating.)

Mar 16, 2017

Mar 16, 2017

Sufjan Stevens’ 48 Other State Albums, Part 1

Sufjan Stevens released state-specific albums for Michigan and Illinois. But did you know he’s sitting on albums for all the other states…

Sep 14, 2016

Sufjan Stevens’ 48 Other State Albums, Part 1

Sep 14, 2016

Coach Sean Talks Ryan Lochte

As a former swim coach, I feel like I have particular insight into the disgraced US swimmers’ current predicament. Were they drunken…

Sep 9, 2016

Coach Sean Talks Ryan Lochte

Sep 9, 2016

Sean Keane

Sean Keane

Standup/writer/manny. See me every Monday @TheBusinessLA at Little Joy. mrseankeane at gmail dot com. Roundball Rock NBA podcast:

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