PinnedPublished inThe Belladonna ComedyReasons Why I, A Millennial, Am Not Having ChildrenI love avocado toast and six-dollar lattes more than I could ever love a child.Jan 16, 2024A response icon51Jan 16, 2024A response icon51
Published inThe Belladonna ComedyHow I Changed my Life by Bloodletting with LeechesMy humours are looking extra snatched lately!2d agoA response icon52d agoA response icon5
Published inThe Belladonna ComedyWhere Are They Now? Your Eighth Grade Gifted and Talented ClassErica took medical leave when her teeth grinding surpassed the current mouthguard technologyJul 19, 2024A response icon4Jul 19, 2024A response icon4
Published inThe Belladonna ComedyProduct Launch: The Heavy SighA new product that will temporarily and barely alleviate the stresses caused by the plight of modern existence.Jun 7, 2024A response icon14Jun 7, 2024A response icon14
Published inThe Belladonna ComedyReasons I Assume You Have Not Responded To My EmailYou’re waiting for me to send a second email to prove I really want you to respond to my first email.Apr 18, 2024A response icon6Apr 18, 2024A response icon6
Published inSlackjawA Guidance Counselor Warns A High-School Student Against The Fate Of Going To Trade School In 1998Study hard and follow your passion at a four-year university and you’ll have your pick of the job market by 2008!Apr 4, 2024A response icon4Apr 4, 2024A response icon4
Published inSlackjawMissed Connections: Traditional Life Milestones Seeking A MillennialWell-dressed, impressive, and linear, I guarantee your parents would love me if you brought me home.Jan 27, 2024A response icon8Jan 27, 2024A response icon8
Published inSlackjawThe Millennial, The Banker, And The Impossible Quest For Homeownership: An Infuriating Fairy Tale“I suppose you’re going to say Capitalism is to blame!” the Banker wheezed, wiping tears from his eyes.Feb 23, 2021A response icon6Feb 23, 2021A response icon6
Published inGreener Pastures MagazineHow To Recreate The Concert Experience of Your Favorite Indie Concert Venue in Your Own HomeWhether you’re in a suburban house or a bathroom-sized studio in Brooklyn.Feb 5, 2021Feb 5, 2021
