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How to Irritate People While Searching for Your AirPods

10 tried and true steps to make everyone despise you and your AirPods

Jun 20, 2024

How to Irritate People While Searching for Your AirPods

Jun 20, 2024

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How To Emotionally Decimate The Other Parents At The Pre-K Admissions Info Session

Ask the admissions counselor these 26 questions and watch your foes crumble

Nov 4, 2024

The image shows a young child with dark hair tied back, sitting at a desk and writing in a notebook with a pencil. The child is focused on their work, surrounded by organized containers filled with stationery and books. The desk is decorated with colorful items and stickers, creating a playful, creative environment.

Nov 4, 2024

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The Belladonna Comedy

You Should Feel Proud to Fly On This Carbon Neutral Plane

Let’s reduce emissions the hard way.

Nov 20, 2024

You Should Feel Proud to Fly On This Carbon Neutral Plane

Nov 20, 2024

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The Belladonna Comedy

I Raise My Dog in a Sex-Positive Home and My Husband Totally Supports Me

There’s nothing we need to “fix” about our beautiful boy.

Apr 15

I Raise My Dog in a Sex-Positive Home and My Husband Totally Supports Me

Apr 15

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Frazzled

An Every Mom’s Survival Guide for When You’re Snowed in at the Mansion

Snow storms are hard for everyone

Jan 10

A snowy, mountainous landscape with a large, medieval-style castle perched atop a hill. In the foreground, pine trees and smaller structures are visible. A speech bubble from the castle says, “Mother, I’m bored!”

Jan 10

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Jane Austen’s Wastebasket

Passive Aggressive Holiday Cards I Wish I Could Send

The art of using the Christmas spirit to hide what you really mean

Dec 9, 2024

Passive Aggressive Holiday Cards I Wish I Could Send

Dec 9, 2024

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Jane Austen’s Wastebasket

Things I Dream of Hearing After Starting Classes at a Fancy Pilates Studio

Your effort in this pilates class is commendable

Jul 5, 2024

Things I Dream of Hearing After Starting Classes at a Fancy Pilates Studio

Jul 5, 2024

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Slackjaw

Why I’m Quitting My Job To Be A Stay-At-Home Mom

Since you asked.

Jun 6, 2024

Why I’m Quitting My Job To Be A Stay-At-Home Mom

Jun 6, 2024

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Slackjaw

“Am I A Saint?” Your Grocery Store Cashier Will Now Tell You

Grocery store cashiers are now officially trained morality judges.

Apr 27, 2024

“Am I A Saint?” Your Grocery Store Cashier Will Now Tell You

Apr 27, 2024

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Slackjaw

Forget The Trends And Use These Spicy Baby Names Instead

So your friend stole the name you wanted…

Apr 1, 2024

Forget The Trends And Use These Spicy Baby Names Instead

Apr 1, 2024

Ruth Fish

Ruth Fish

I enjoy writing and listening to audiobooks while I alphabetize my dishwasher. Based in Maryland.

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