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🛵 Senior Anarchy, Golden-Year Rebellions & Late-Blooming Shenanigans

The 60-Something Crisis: How to Live an Extraordinary Life in Retirement Without Joining a Cult (Unless You Really Want To)

Why turning 60 might be your cue to finally dye your hair purple, start a biker gang, learn quantum physics, or disappear into Argentina for three months with a backpack and a suspiciously large jar of marmalade

“I didn’t know who I was until I stopped pretending to be someone who liked Costco.”
— a 67-year-old legend named Walter

Chapter 1: Retirement Is a Conspiracy, and You’re the Target

Remember the commercials? The couple holding hands on the beach. The neutral beige kitchen with freshly baked scones. The retirement plan where your biggest decision is “golf or gardening?”

Lies. All of it.

Retirement, as we were sold, is a tranquil descent into irrelevance.

But what if the real adventure begins after your LinkedIn profile fades into dust?