Published inJane Austen’s WastebasketI’m Stuck in a Time Loop Where Work is Literally Killing MeSomeone needs to call OSHA right now.Apr 7A response icon2Apr 7A response icon2
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Published inFrazzledDear Relative, You Can Buy My LoveIt’ll cost you 48 school fundraiser chocolate barsFeb 21A response icon19Feb 21A response icon19
Published inSlackjawI'm The Introverted Fitness Instructor Every Introvert NeedsI’ll be whispering the instructions the whole class. If at any point you can’t hear me, let’s agree not to address it.Jan 23A response icon5Jan 23A response icon5
Published inJane Austen’s WastebasketI’m the Sun When You’re Driving West at 4:30pm and I Don’t Understand Why You Hate MeYou people used to worship my presenceJan 14A response icon26Jan 14A response icon26
Published inFrazzledBaby’s First Auld Lang SyneShould auld blowouts be forgot, And never brought to mind?Dec 29, 2024A response icon2Dec 29, 2024A response icon2
Published inJane Austen’s WastebasketCommon, Seemingly Mundane Life Experiences You Should Keep Secret While on a Reality Competition ShoUnexciting facts about your life that might get you voted offDec 24, 2024A response icon16Dec 24, 2024A response icon16
Published inNo Crime in Rhymin’Shy Public SpeakerI’d prefer your divided attentionDec 7, 2024A response icon1Dec 7, 2024A response icon1
Published inStupid PoetryTim the Turkey Takes the StandNow’s that fabled time of year when I must beg for my life with everything I’ve got.Nov 25, 2024Nov 25, 2024