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It’s Not Despair, Only Tears of Garlic

a boy’s life follows the milestones of circumsicion**, weaning, 7th Grade and cleaning seafood. I was now filled with a sense of purpose.

Feb 21, 2024

It’s Not Despair, Only Tears of Garlic

Feb 21, 2024

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Thoughts for Your Fucking Morning: Bidets.

I’m laser-focused. Like a hamster. I watch/read whatever is put in front of me. Unless something else is put there and then the lasers burn…

Jun 11, 2024

Thoughts for Your Fucking Morning: Bidets.

Jun 11, 2024

Restaurant Reviews Have Always Been Filler Content to Begin With

Adios Effen Food Writers! Maybe your moms will mourn your passing.

Jun 25, 2024

Jun 25, 2024

The Secret to Succulent Scones

The finest scones ever created will still drag the moisture from your toes right through your tongue.

Jun 20, 2024

The Secret to Succulent Scones

Jun 20, 2024

Dove Soap w/ Shea Butter

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Jun 12, 2024

Dove Soap w/ Shea Butter

Jun 12, 2024

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Burgers, Love Bundles for Humanity

This will impart juiciness which will f’n scramble your belief systems. Max flavor and a redder color that might inappropriately grab…

May 22, 2024

May 22, 2024

Fugazi Suede: Putting the Boot to Peer Pressure

my daughter wasn’t hurt this time — she was pissed. “I showed them here,” she said, pointing to the label, “Those girls are freaking…

May 17, 2024

Fugazi Suede: Putting the Boot to Peer Pressure

May 17, 2024

Once Upon a Time in Brockton

The Extra-Enchanted Tale of South Shore Bar Pizza

May 14, 2024

Once Upon a Time in Brockton

May 14, 2024

Parking Rage Begins at the Buffet

Or in Little League.

Apr 24, 2024

Parking Rage Begins at the Buffet

Apr 24, 2024

The ONLY Guide to Making Perfect Boiled Eggs That You Need

I Kid You Not. At Least Probably Not**

Apr 9, 2024

The ONLY Guide to Making Perfect Boiled Eggs That You Need

Apr 9, 2024

F. H. Misanthropicus

F. H. Misanthropicus

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Former Pro Kitchen Slouch; Current Booze Industry Hack. Likes Kids But Not Yours. Writing to Quiet the Voices

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