Published inGreener Pastures MagazineWhen Your Next Door App Is Taken Over By A ChupacabraA Sample of Dialogue Between Concerned Neighbors on Next DoorSep 4, 2020Sep 4, 2020
Published inMuddyUmIF MY CLOSET COULD TALKMy closet and I have a love-hate relationship. First of all, it’s a dark abyss overstuffed with clothes from a thirty-year span in fashion…Jun 25, 2020A response icon2Jun 25, 2020A response icon2
Published inILLUMINATIONSix Ways To Get Along Peacefully With Your Partner While QuarantinedSix Ways To Get Along Peacefully With Your Partner While QuarantinedMay 20, 2020A response icon1May 20, 2020A response icon1
Published inMuddyUmThe Daily Itinerary Of A Female CockroachIf there is one creature on earth that I hate above all else, it is the COCKROACHMay 8, 2020A response icon1May 8, 2020A response icon1
Published inMuddyUmWe’re The Pampered Chef Tools You Bought 5 Years Ago But Never UsedAnd Tick Tock, It’s Quarantine Cooking Time!Apr 24, 2020A response icon2Apr 24, 2020A response icon2
Published inSlackjawThe Five Stages Of Grief While Building An Ikea Entertainment CenterDenialMar 16, 2020A response icon4Mar 16, 2020A response icon4
Published inHuman PartsThe Healing Power of InkI found the strength to face family judgment on the other side of a tattoo gunJun 14, 2019A response icon5Jun 14, 2019A response icon5
Published inIndelible InkOne Size Fits NoneI hate clothes shopping, which explains why I’ve never been accused of being a fashionista. It also explains why my daughters always call…May 10, 2019A response icon5May 10, 2019A response icon5
Published inPickle ForkHow To Survive A Hurricane In Fifteen Easy Steps1. Turn on weather channel. Note lines for bottled water, gas, and plywood. Hit panic mode the minute you realize you are in the “cone of…Sep 12, 2018Sep 12, 2018
Published inPickle ForkTHE THREE STAGES OF A HIGH SCHOOL REUNIONIt starts the moment you receive an email that your classmates are organizing another high school reunion. Your knee-jerk response is…May 25, 2018A response icon3May 25, 2018A response icon3