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Lizzie Lizard Brain

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Obamas, Tutu, Gates, and Lama Llamas Hunt ConMan Scents

A very special crew in search of pirated resources

Feb 27

A tea party outdoors with Michelle and Barack Obama, Desmond Tutu, Big Bird, Bill Gates, and two oddly colored llamas. Tutu is playing with Kermit.

Feb 27

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Madness Is Repeating Actions Expecting Different Results; Watching 1 Show 10 Times? TBI

Take it from a caregiver, offering logical advice can be dangerous

Jan 8

Woman holding a laptop looks over a bored younger woman’s shoulder. Lizzie Lizard Brain with buffalo wings sits atop the mother’s shoulder.

Jan 8

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Stuck, I Put Shattered Debdutta Back Together

Debdutta missed her hair/therapy appointment, so I helped

Nov 16, 2024

Shattered Debdutta in an elevator on a horse. Lizzie Lizard Brain outside dressed as a winged buffalo.

Nov 16, 2024

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Tantalizing Tales

How I Escaped the Mensa Mall Men

Abducted and confounded in a New Jersey mall

Mar 28, 2024

Photo of a man with an egg for a head being booked into jail. A dog wearing jail garb is on one side, with a panting woman on the other. The man is holding a Mensa membership card for Carl the Chemist.

Mar 28, 2024

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Parallax Visions: Altering the Angles of Reality

Time and Progress

Relatives and relativity in troubled times

Oct 19, 2024

Earth is viewed from space but half is on fire. A melting clock on the back of a stopwatch is superimposed on Earth’s face.

Oct 19, 2024

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Civil Politics

Admin Signals: 86 Means “Kill Don Jr’s Daddy”

What about “Stop Trumpian Foolish Urgency (STFU)?”

6d ago

Caricature of James Comey in a suit and tie at the beach writing “8647” with a shark behind him in the water.

6d ago

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Happy V-E Day, British Ken Doll!

80 years is about the time most oral histories are forgotten — let’s not

May 9

May 8, 1945 Victory Day celebrations as Germany surrenders.

May 9

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Deluded Custodians Brave April Fools Winners

When I was being all judgy

May 2

Collage of six stories in a contest with trophies and magic genie lamps

May 2

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The Kraken Lore

Hunted! Deadline Easter, or 2026 With Cabbage

Ration courage and strength to avoid injury during shape-shifting

Apr 28

Transparent Lizzie Lizard Brain drops in over her brother’s cabin door with Easter baskets. Two ostriches join her.

Apr 28

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Funny, Inc.

Our 128.4 “EARTHQUAKE!!!” Gave Me Elephantitus

Maybe it was our traditional earthquake party afterward

Apr 16

Lizzie Lizard Brain meets a huge spider.

Apr 16

Lizzie Lizard Brain

Lizzie Lizard Brain

The inappropriate, playful, sometimes offensive, usually outrageous reptilian part of Patricia Jeanne's brain. Sweet snarlcasm balances absurd responsibility.

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