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Lauren Liacouras

My IBS Could, Literally, Never

You invited me to a pizza and ice cream party, but I regretfully declined. You got pissed at me. In your mind, how could anyone refuse an…

Jul 11, 2024

My IBS Could, Literally, Never

Jul 11, 2024

5 Legendary Mountains Using Disney’s Forced Perspective

Mother Nature has gifted humanity with breathtaking landscapes, but none quite as fantastical as her mighty mountains. Bewildering people…

May 7, 2024

May 7, 2024

Outdoorsy-ish

As the weather warms and the landscapes become lush and verdant, I feel a swelling sense of urgency to get outside — to soak up all the…

May 7, 2024

Outdoorsy-ish

May 7, 2024

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Slackjaw

A Performance Review Given By Your Unborn Fetus

You’re doing great, but let’s talk about how you can improve!

May 14, 2023

A Performance Review Given By Your Unborn Fetus

May 14, 2023

Published in

The Belladonna Comedy

The Supreme Court’s Magic School Bus Field Trip into the Uterus

Beep beep! Get ready for the ride of your little lives!

Aug 31, 2022

The Supreme Court’s Magic School Bus Field Trip into the Uterus

Aug 31, 2022

Trick-Or-Treat: Do You Have A Moment To Talk About Our Lord And Savior?

Trick-or-Treat!

Nov 2, 2021

Trick-Or-Treat: Do You Have A Moment To Talk About Our Lord And Savior?

Nov 2, 2021

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Slackjaw

The Ultimate Guide To Socializing In A Post-Pandemic World

Let’s quell those blooming anxieties!

Jun 2, 2021

The Ultimate Guide To Socializing In A Post-Pandemic World

Jun 2, 2021

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Slackjaw

An Open Letter To The Silver-Tongued Stranger From Poughkeepsie, New York

I’m not even sure how you got my number, but I hope you never lose it.

Oct 17, 2020

An Open Letter To The Silver-Tongued Stranger From Poughkeepsie, New York

Oct 17, 2020

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Slackjaw

An Open Letter To The Only Man On Earth With A Loud Corvette And The Monster Dong To Back It Up

Dear Monster Dong —

Aug 13, 2020

An Open Letter To The Only Man On Earth With A Loud Corvette And The Monster Dong To Back It Up

Aug 13, 2020

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Humor Darling

Rejectress Submission: Lauren Liacouras

Put On a Show in the Bedroom By Spontaneously Swallowing This Cutlass Sword: An advice piece for the woman who has swallowed everything…

Aug 10, 2020

Rejectress Submission: Lauren Liacouras

Aug 10, 2020

Lauren Liacouras

Lauren Liacouras

Humor writer and comedian based in Chicago. Featured in Slackjaw, The Belladonna, and Little Old Lady Comedy. TikTok: @laurenliacourascomedy

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