PinnedPublished inSlackjawWelcome To Our Hip Expensive Sandwich ShopWait times vary but we average about 45 minutes per sandwich.May 8A response icon19May 8A response icon19
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Published inSlackjawKeith Morrison Narrates The Bates Motel Murders“Terror at The Bates Motel”Oct 30, 2024A response icon2Oct 30, 2024A response icon2
Published inSlackjawA Small Town Retracts Their Claim Of Being The Only City In The World With A Love Lock BridgeUpon further investigation, we have discovered at least 80 others in cities throughout the world, including one in Serbia dating back a…Nov 25, 2023Nov 25, 2023
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Published inSlackjawThe Sound Of Music But It Becomes Increasingly Obvious Rolf Is High On SpeedLIESL: Rolf? Are you okay? Your eyes… they’re the size of the moon!Oct 20, 2023A response icon11Oct 20, 2023A response icon11
Published inGreener Pastures MagazineWith God As My Witness, I Will Go To Bed At A Reasonable Hour TonightI won’t need to wind down with wine or the occasional sleep aid because my body will be naturally tiredNov 11, 2022A response icon1Nov 11, 2022A response icon1
Published inSlackjawUnused Scenes From ‘Friends’ That Attempted To Discuss 9/11JOEY: Wait. Are you telling me these guys killed thousands of people for… virgins?!Oct 8, 2022A response icon9Oct 8, 2022A response icon9
Published inHumor DarlingAn Open Letter to a Hands-Free Public Bathroom SinkI walk back to that sink, waving as if to say, “I am real, I am human.” But again, I am unseen.Feb 25, 2022A response icon1Feb 25, 2022A response icon1
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