Published inThe HavenOther Things Medical Researchers Can Do Instead of Curing CancerScientists and doctors laid off by the Trump administration have so many exciting possibilities in front of them.Feb 11Feb 11
Published inSlackjawSecret Economic Indicators The Fed Uses To Set Interest RatesForget Gross Domestic Product, it’s really your greed, gluttony, and envy that move the economy.Jun 14, 2023A response icon2Jun 14, 2023A response icon2
Moses Tries to Make the Ten Commandments More Consumer-FriendlyThis is so typical. He never thinks about how people will respond. He may be omnipotent, but he needs better market research.Jun 13, 2023Jun 13, 2023
Overheard in the Age of DataListen in to understand how family life has been transformed by the data revolution. As they say, home is where the data is.Apr 1, 2023Apr 1, 2023
Order Confirmation from HellFor just a couple millennia of servitude in the infernal army, you can upgrade to the truly indulgent Gold package.Dec 8, 2022Dec 8, 2022
Published inSlackjawAutocorrect Lured Me Into Being Nice—And That Was My MistakeThis whole relationship has gone wrong because I took autocorrect’s suggestion to be polite.Nov 30, 2022A response icon2Nov 30, 2022A response icon2
Elon Musk’s Ultimatum to His Middle School GirlfriendElon Studies researchers from Upland Downs University recently discovered this previously lost piece of Elon juvenilia.Nov 17, 2022A response icon3Nov 17, 2022A response icon3
I’m Contesting this Vote So I Can Keep Torturing YouOn Election Day, we celebrate my right to yell at you for as long as I can make this campaign last.Nov 8, 2022Nov 8, 2022
Published inThe StoneslideEternal RewardThe problem with being immortalized is spending the rest of eternity with a bunch of other heroes.Nov 5, 2022Nov 5, 2022
The Phases of Life Seen through Trick-or-TreatingSomeone sticks a funny hat on your head but you have no idea what’s going on. You’re not even allowed to eat candy.Oct 31, 2022Oct 31, 2022
