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John Corten

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Doctor Funny

My Girlfriend is Desperate For a Smaller Penis

Not everyone can handle over 5 inches of manhood

2d ago

My Girlfriend is Desperate For a Smaller Penis

2d ago

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Doctor Funny

I’m Never Drinking Again

Until around 5pm

Mar 3

I’m Never Drinking Again

Mar 3

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Slackjaw

We Are The 13 Remaining Hairs In Your Comb Over

The dirty baker’s dozen

Feb 26

We Are The 13 Remaining Hairs In Your Comb Over

Feb 26

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Doctor Funny

The New 5-Bladed Occam’s Razor

The most ironic shave you’ll ever get

Dec 29, 2024

The New 5-Bladed Occam’s Razor

Dec 29, 2024

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The Pub

Reverse Psychology is Dead

So don’t read this

Dec 25, 2024

Reverse Psychology is Dead

Dec 25, 2024

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Doctor Funny

Let’s Play: Guess That Doctor Funny Writer!

Volume 1. More will come if anyone reads this sucker

1d ago

Let’s Play: Guess That Doctor Funny Writer!

1d ago

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Participation Trophy Sports Humor

Bets Already Pouring in on When Pete Rose Will Get Into Hall Of Fame

Too soon?

5d ago

Bets Already Pouring in on When Pete Rose Will Get Into Hall Of Fame

5d ago

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Bouncin’ and Behavin’ Blogs

Opinions Are No Longer Like Assholes

They are magnificent, perfumed gifts from the heavens

5d ago

Opinions Are No Longer Like Assholes

5d ago

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Doctor Funny

What Happens if I Push This Button?

Its worn-off markings make it irresistible

6d ago

What Happens if I Push This Button?

6d ago

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Participation Trophy Sports Humor

The Unsolicited Participation Trophy Sports Humor Newsletter

You didn’t ask for it, and you may not get it

May 12

The Unsolicited Participation Trophy Sports Humor Newsletter

May 12

John Corten

John Corten

Editor for Doctor Funny. Creator of Participation Trophy Sports. Published in Slackjaw, Frazzled, The Haven, Write a Catalyst, and The Pub. Not to be trusted.

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