Kim Jong Un’s Naval Nightmare: North Korea’s “Epic Fail” Destroyer Launch Sparks Fury (and Blue Tarp Chic)

“Satellite Images Show Capsized Warship as Kim Vows to Arrest ‘Criminals’ Behind Botched Launch”

The following article is based on the most current information available at the time of publication. As news develops, updates may be necessary. Readers are encouraged to verify details from official sources.

This satellite image from Planet Labs PBC shows a blue tarp covering a North Korean destroyer after it suffered a failed launch while it was being put to sea in Chongjin, North Korea, Friday, May 23, 2025. | Photo Credit: Planet Labs PBC via AP

North Korea’s latest attempt to flex its naval muscles just went disastrously sideways — literally.

After a brand-new 5,000-ton destroyer flopped onto its side during a launch ceremony, Kim Jong Un is furious, vowing to arrest those responsible for what he called an “unpardonable criminal act.”

Cue the dramatic music.

The Shipwreck Heard ‘Round the World

Satellite images of the scene at Chongjin port show the warship lying on its starboard side like a beached whale, draped in blue tarps (North Korea’s go-to crisis decor).

State media claims the damage is “not serious,” just some scratches and a bit of seawater in the stern.