Published inSlackjawI’m The Girl From The Early 2000’s Chef Boyardee Commercial, And That Can Is Still Following Me…It started off cute, but it’s been twenty years! When will it end?!?!Feb 7, 2024A response icon2Feb 7, 2024A response icon2
Published in2 Ho Ho Ho’sValentine’s Day Instagram Captions For Couples Who Clearly Hate Each OtherSometimes all a relationship needs is a good Insta captionFeb 13, 2021A response icon1Feb 13, 2021A response icon1
Published inSlackjawI Have No Idea Why My Erotic Thriller Novel Set In The Pleistocene Era Keeps Getting RejectedPutting the “erect” in Homo erectus since before the common era.Jan 17, 2021A response icon7Jan 17, 2021A response icon7
Published inGreener Pastures MagazineAll I Want for the Holidays Are These Film & Television CrossoversDear Hollywood: Please Take NoteNov 23, 2020Nov 23, 2020
Published inSlackjawEmily In Paris Gets An Internship With Our New Alien OverlordsThey’ve just obliterated earth. Can Emily help them rebrand?Nov 4, 2020A response icon1Nov 4, 2020A response icon1
Published inGreener Pastures MagazinePress Briefing from Caligula’s Chief of StaffJust a normal news day in 37 A.D.Oct 28, 2020Oct 28, 2020
Published inThe HavenThe Rebirth of the Road TripAn American past-time makes a comebackOct 4, 2020Oct 4, 2020
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