Published inDoctor FunnyWelcome Home, Children. Now Get the Hell Out.Who invited you to come home over spring break?Mar 16, 2023A response icon5Mar 16, 2023A response icon5
Published inCrow’s Feet: Life As We AgeI’m a Bit Lost, so I’m Shopping For Donkeys This WeekendCan my lost soul be found in manure?Feb 26, 2023A response icon6Feb 26, 2023A response icon6
Published inThe MemoiristDear Dad — Before You Lose Everything, Don’t Numb Your Pain With AlcoholHere is what I would have told you way back then, and I hope others learn from your stunted existenceJun 14, 2022A response icon11Jun 14, 2022A response icon11
Published inDoctor FunnyFive Hot Tips for Getting Asked to Be a Sugar Mama in the DrugstoreIn CVS, anything is possible while browsing for BandaidsMay 8, 2022A response icon14May 8, 2022A response icon14
Published inDoctor FunnyIs It Bad Parenting to Yell at Your Kid for Stealing Your Thongs?Years of crotch jail earned me the rightMay 2, 2022A response icon9May 2, 2022A response icon9
Published inThe HavenWooing the Elusive Algorithm Is Like Trying to Date the Hot Guy in High SchoolMy elusive boyfriend “Al” is way more attracted to those who put out constantlyApr 21, 2022A response icon3Apr 21, 2022A response icon3
Published inThe HavenIs It Wrong to Make Out With a Shark? Asking for a FriendWho knew a household appliance could sweep me off my feet?Apr 6, 2022A response icon4Apr 6, 2022A response icon4
Published inTell Your StoryAn Honest Look Inside the Brain of the Grieving Person Next to YouRead this before you share your opinions on Covid with strangersApr 2, 2022A response icon9Apr 2, 2022A response icon9
Published inThe MemoiristMom Was Right About EverythingIf I had listened, I would be a concert pianist with no wrinklesMar 26, 2022A response icon11Mar 26, 2022A response icon11
Published inThe MotherloadJulia Child Was Brilliant in the Kitchen — Thank Goodness She Never Had Children To Crush Her SoulFood critics are no match for children at mealtimeMar 24, 2022A response icon11Mar 24, 2022A response icon11
