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Henry Allan

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Greener Pastures Magazine

A Review Of Our Experiment To Replace Prison Guards With Non-Unionized Substitute Teachers

We’d assumed the public school system would have prepared them for this

May 30, 2023

A Review Of Our Experiment To Replace Prison Guards With Non-Unionized Substitute Teachers

May 30, 2023

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The Haven

An Open Letter To The Jackass Who Invented The Snooze Button

How you’ve irrevocably destroyed society.

Sep 8, 2022

An Open Letter To The Jackass Who Invented The Snooze Button

Sep 8, 2022

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The Haven

A Recovered Alcoholic On Non-Alcoholic Beer

A poem — in the same way non-alcoholic beer is “technically beer”.

Sep 4, 2022

A Recovered Alcoholic On Non-Alcoholic Beer

Sep 4, 2022

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Slackjaw

We Can’t Hire You Unless You Legally Change Your Name — A Letter We Send To Applicants Named Steve

It’s not that we don’t like the name Steve; it’s that we like it a little too much.

Jan 30, 2022

We Can’t Hire You Unless You Legally Change Your Name — A Letter We Send To Applicants Named Steve

Jan 30, 2022

Henry Allan

Henry Allan

Instruction Manual Writer. Humor Writer. The two are mutually exclusive. Based in Vancouver. Published in McSweeney's, Slackjaw, The Haven, and elsewhere..

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