Published inGreener Pastures MagazineThe 7 Stages of Grief PornWhat happens when you break your smartphone and can’t exploit a tragedyJun 24, 2022A response icon2Jun 24, 2022A response icon2
Published inThe HavenRepublicans Are Right — Books, Not Guns, Are Dangerous and Need to be BannedHere’s a look at book-related deaths in the United States, based on a Pew Research Center analysis of data from the CDC, the FBI and other…Apr 26, 2022Apr 26, 2022
Published inPartially Obstructed ViewsThree-Time Super Bowl Loser Tom Brady Finally RetiresSome People Just Suck at SportsFeb 4, 2022Feb 4, 2022
Published inThe HavenTom Brady Ready To Dominate the Shit Out of Civilian LifeTom Brady, one of the greatest players in NFL history, has recently announced his retirement after an astounding 22-year career…Feb 4, 2022Feb 4, 2022
Published inGreener Pastures MagazineParents, Stop Complaining About School Closures and Simply Hire Another NannyEasy Fix for a Complex ProblemFeb 3, 2022A response icon3Feb 3, 2022A response icon3
Published inThe HavenI’m Sorry if My Stigmata Ruined Your Elegant White PartyIn Retrospect I Should Have Declined the InvitationDec 30, 2021A response icon1Dec 30, 2021A response icon1
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