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Deborah Volz

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Greener Pastures Magazine

What I, A Person From New Jersey, Imagine Will Happen When I Pump My Own Gas

I will put the gas pump in the wrong car hole.

Nov 9, 2023

What I, A Person From New Jersey, Imagine Will Happen When I Pump My Own Gas

Nov 9, 2023

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The Belladonna Comedy

Interviews From Comptro-Con: The World’s Largest Comptroller Convention

You call yourself a real fan? Name three fiduciaries!

Jan 27, 2023

Interviews From Comptro-Con: The World’s Largest Comptroller Convention

Jan 27, 2023

Published in

The Belladonna Comedy

So You’re Going To Jail For Teaching About Racism. Check Out This Handy Guide Before You Go!

These new “Protect The (White) Children” laws are no joke!

Apr 28, 2022

So You’re Going To Jail For Teaching About Racism. Check Out This Handy Guide Before You Go!

Apr 28, 2022

Published in

The Belladonna Comedy

Decorative Beach House Signs Updated For Millennial Vacationers

Keep calm and try to forget that you’re technically paying rent twice this month!

Aug 27, 2021

Decorative Beach House Signs Updated For Millennial Vacationers

Aug 27, 2021

Published in

Slackjaw

New Types Of “Biotics”

Biobiotics: Send you back in time to your freshman year of college so you can choose a STEM major instead of Poetry of Modern Sicily.

Aug 20, 2021

New Types Of “Biotics”

Aug 20, 2021

Published in

Slackjaw

Passive-Aggressive Comments From Other Dog Owners

Your dog just drooled on my leg. You didn’t train him not to drool?

Mar 23, 2021

Passive-Aggressive Comments From Other Dog Owners

Mar 23, 2021

Deborah Volz

Deborah Volz

Deborah Volz is a writer and teacher from New Jersey. Her writing has appeared in McSweeney’s, the Belladonna Comedy, Slackjaw, and Little Old Lady Comedy.

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