Published inSlackjawAn Excerpt From My Fawning Biography Of An Obviously Deranged BillionaireAs soon as I started writing this book, I knew it would make the one I wrote about Einstein look like the biography of an illiterate baby.Apr 17, 2024A response icon3Apr 17, 2024A response icon3
Published inGreener Pastures MagazineThis Summer, Come Act Like a Complete Moron at One of America’s Beautiful National ParksWhatever bout of buffoonery you chose to engage in, there’s a National Park for you to do it in.Jun 15, 2023Jun 15, 2023
Published inSlackjawCommon Thoughts You’ll Encounter During Your Darkness RetreatGood news: you are not dead! Just shrouded in a darkness normally only seen in death.Apr 10, 2023Apr 10, 2023
Published inSlackjawA Guide Through A Common, Absolutely Typical Runner’s HighThe deranged state of mind runners like me live for!Dec 7, 2022A response icon4Dec 7, 2022A response icon4
Published inSlackjawI Am Completely Blanking On Why I Haven’t Been Leaving The HouseAnother day staying indoors. Working from home, watching Netflix, ordering take out. That’s life now in these crazy times. But why am I…Apr 27, 2020A response icon1Apr 27, 2020A response icon1
Published inSlackjawTrauma Fluid: The Only Psychologically Distressing Brain Supplement!Only nootropic can give you the tunnel vision required to truly focus on your work!Sep 22, 2019Sep 22, 2019
Published inSlackjawIt’s Time NASA Returns To The Moon To Find The Gold Neil Armstrong Buried Up ThereNeil Armstrong left an incredible legacy. He also left millions in treasure somewhere near Skull Crater to keep safe from bandits.Aug 11, 2019A response icon1Aug 11, 2019A response icon1
Published inSlackjawTips To Cut Your Spending That You’ve Already Been Doing For A DecadeMake Coffee At Home — Don’t spend $4 day at a fru-fru coffee shop; that adds up! Brew your own, just like you’ve been doing for your entire…Jan 13, 2019Jan 13, 2019
