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Caleb Coy

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Jane Austen’s Wastebasket

Send Us Only Your Best Work; We Are Not A Paying Market

You will get two free copies, though

Sep 23, 2024

Send Us Only Your Best Work; We Are Not A Paying Market

Sep 23, 2024

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I’ll Waste Millions On Anti-Homeless Architecture, But I Cannot Spend A Penny On Free Housing

My policy makes perfect cents

Apr 8, 2024

I’ll Waste Millions On Anti-Homeless Architecture, But I Cannot Spend A Penny On Free Housing

Apr 8, 2024

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I, Herman Melville, Ask That You Please Stop Teaching My Bloated Whale Encyclopedia to High…

Please don’t recommend my book, I beg you

Aug 24, 2023

I, Herman Melville, Ask That You Please Stop Teaching My Bloated Whale Encyclopedia to High…

Aug 24, 2023

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Slackjaw

Ernest Hemingway’s Lost Pickup Lines

Excuse me miss: You are so brave and quiet I forget you are attractive.

Jul 12, 2022

Ernest Hemingway’s Lost Pickup Lines

Jul 12, 2022

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Civil Politics

How To Win Religious Voters On Anti-Immigration

A MAGA Primer

1d ago

A graffitti painting of Trump pointing accusingly at Dora the Explorer.

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Jane Austen’s Wastebasket

I’m a Magic Bottomless Bag and I’m Tired of Carrying the British People’s Emotional Baggage

Reach inside me all you want, you’ll never be an empire again.

5d ago

Bag with eyeballs

5d ago

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Frazzled

5 Stages of Childhood: The Honest Version

Revised after actually parenting

May 17

Image is a chart of the stages of child development, captioned in ascending order by the words, “Explorator,” “Shameful,” and “Utterly Doomed”

May 17

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Civil Politics

I, Thomas Jefferson, Was Just Kidding About Free Press

They’re the enemy of the people, duh

May 17

A statue of Thomas Jefferson with a crying emoji face saying “The Press Suck”

May 17

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MuddyUm

Trying To Write a 007 Movie Is Impossible Right Now

The plots are one step ahead of me

May 12

Two sleuthy silhouettes looking at one another. One says, “deja vu?” The other says, “bon voyage.”

May 12

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Civil Politics

The Trump Path To Peace

A retrospective monologue

May 9

a cluster of missiles against a cloudy sky

May 9

Caleb Coy

Caleb Coy

Caleb Coy is a humorist and freelance writer from Virginia. Work in McSweeney's, Slackjaw, Weekly Humorist, elsewhere. Follow @CalebCoyGuard

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