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Allison Ristaino

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The Belladonna Comedy

Rejected Llama Llama Books

It’s 1989, Like a Prayer has topped the charts. Llama feels alone without his mama, but life is a mystery, everyone must stand alone.

Oct 16, 2024

Rejected Llama Llama Books

Oct 16, 2024

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The Belladonna Comedy

Quick Service Restaurants I Would Not Be Friends With If They Were People

Sweetgreen is delicious but you can’t tell me she’s not a mean girl.

Jan 10, 2024

Quick Service Restaurants I Would Not Be Friends With If They Were People

Jan 10, 2024

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Greener Pastures Magazine

I’m Poop and I Think I Should Be Considered #1

I mean, there isn’t even a pee emoji.

Dec 6, 2023

I’m Poop and I Think I Should Be Considered #1

Dec 6, 2023

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The Belladonna Comedy

Bisexual Girls: the Board Game!

Now you can experience life as a bisexual woman right from the comfort of your own home!

Dec 5, 2023

Bisexual Girls: the Board Game!

Dec 5, 2023

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Greener Pastures Magazine

I Think There’s a Gas Leak in our Third Grade Classroom Because it’s Definitely Not Me Farting.

Gas leaks are silent but deadly killers

Nov 16, 2023

I Think There’s a Gas Leak in our Third Grade Classroom Because it’s Definitely Not Me Farting.

Nov 16, 2023

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Greener Pastures Magazine

I’m the Ghost Haunting You and I Have Some Notes on the Apartment Layout

Photo by Šimom Caban on Unsplash

Oct 12, 2023

I’m the Ghost Haunting You and I Have Some Notes on the Apartment Layout

Oct 12, 2023

Allison Ristaino

Allison Ristaino

Chicago based comedian/writer/toddler teacher/pasta eater. Find me on TikTok and Instagram @sillymissallison.

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