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K.E. Flann

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MuddyUm

The Unexpected Poetry of Nextdoor Digest

Verses comprising real headlines

Jan 6

The Unexpected Poetry of Nextdoor Digest

Jan 6

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Greener Pastures Magazine

The Unexpected Poetry of Nextdoor Digest

Verses comprised from real headlines

Aug 22, 2023

The Unexpected Poetry of Nextdoor Digest

Aug 22, 2023

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The Haven

The Unexpected Poetry of Nextdoor Digest

A Neighborhood Speaks

Aug 4, 2023

The Unexpected Poetry of Nextdoor Digest

Aug 4, 2023

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Slackjaw

Tips To Prepare Yourself For The Rubber Band Man

Take 9 smart precautions now for when he starts to jam later

Mar 1, 2023

Tips To Prepare Yourself For The Rubber Band Man

Mar 1, 2023

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Slackjaw

Are You In The Star Wars Universe, Or Women’s Tops At Macy’s Online?

(It’s harder than you think!)

Jan 29, 2023

Are You In The Star Wars Universe, Or Women’s Tops At Macy’s Online?

Jan 29, 2023

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Slackjaw

Steely Dan Life Hacks: Tips Any Major Dude Will Tell You

A DIY magnum opus

Oct 22, 2022

Steely Dan Life Hacks: Tips Any Major Dude Will Tell You

Oct 22, 2022

***UPDATED: Health Advisories for Outer-Space Visitors | Weekly Humorist

The Intergalactic Council for Disease Control has issued new guidance for travel to Earth, relaxing some restrictions. Most travel…

Jul 22, 2022

***UPDATED: Health Advisories for Outer-Space Visitors | Weekly Humorist

Jul 22, 2022

Urgent: It’s Me, Reality. I’m Trying to Get in Touch With You! | Weekly Humorist

Hey, all.

Jun 16, 2022

Urgent: It’s Me, Reality. I’m Trying to Get in Touch With You! | Weekly Humorist

Jun 16, 2022

Zillow Listing for Ted Cruz’s Special Place in Hell | Weekly Humorist

Why have more than one door when you’ll never leave? This is the paradise you thought was only for other people!

May 27, 2022

Zillow Listing for Ted Cruz’s Special Place in Hell | Weekly Humorist

May 27, 2022

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Slackjaw

Kohl’s Said It Was My LAST CHANCE To Take 20% Off

Now my family is missing

Apr 23, 2022

Kohl’s Said It Was My LAST CHANCE To Take 20% Off

Apr 23, 2022

K.E. Flann

K.E. Flann

Laughs in McSweeney’s, Weekly Humorist, and more. Author of How to Survive a Human Attack: A Guide for Werewolves, Mummies, Cyborgs, and Other Movie Monsters.

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