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Chris Eno McMahon

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Slackjaw

Horrible Pick-Up Lines

Hey girl, my liver may be non-functioning, but my most important organ still works. My heart.

May 1, 2023

Older man at a bar stares intently at the camera

May 1, 2023

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Slackjaw

There’s A Party In My Pants

And it’s a Tupperware party

Oct 15, 2021

Attractive, well-dressed man winking and smiling

Oct 15, 2021

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Doctor Funny

Did You Find True Love or Did You Eat Seventeen Deviled Eggs in One Sitting?

It can be tricky to tell the difference

May 8, 2023

Red hearts adorn a tray of deviled eggs

May 8, 2023

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MuddyUm

Interview With Granny Mary

Chris goes into it right away. No foreplay for her!

Apr 24, 2023

Interview With Granny Mary

Apr 24, 2023

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MuddyUm

How to Avoid Looking Like a Hydra in All Your Photos

HYDRATE

Apr 10, 2023

A multi-headed serpent, a hydra, wearing red lipstick

Apr 10, 2023

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MuddyUm

You’ll Never Guess What I Pulled Out of My Advent Calendar

These calendars give you a reason to get up in the morning

Dec 16, 2021

Happy man dancing. Happy, fully-clothed woman holding a gift and champagne in a bathtub

Dec 16, 2021

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MuddyUm

Notice: I Have Gone Gallivanting

Forthwith, I shall be a flibbertigibbet

Dec 15, 2021

Dec 15, 2021

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Greener Pastures Magazine

Knick-Knack Paddywhacking, Ranked by Difficulty

I have no idea what it is, but I’ll be damned if that stops me from ranking it

Nov 15, 2021

Knick-Knack Paddywhacking, Ranked by Difficulty

Nov 15, 2021

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MuddyUm

Man Confesses to Murders He Didn’t Commit Only to Avoid Playing Monopoly

Months of wrongful imprisonment reportedly “brutal, but worth it”

Nov 4, 2021

Monopoly board showing the GO TO JAIL space

Nov 4, 2021

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Slackjaw

Judgment-Free Blueberry Muffins

These muffins don’t give a crap.

Oct 11, 2021

Freshly baked blueberry muffins on a cooling rack

Oct 11, 2021

Chris Eno McMahon

Chris Eno McMahon

An MFA and erstwhile Homemaker of the Year whose humor has appeared in McSweeney's, Weekly Humorist, Points in Case, Slackjaw, and many other places.

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