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Being a Solver Solves My Problems
I can solve yours, too
Well, I started this job about seven months ago. It has been an interesting learning curve since I am better at social work — or at least that’s what my results were when I took a quiz in the old, crumply Seventeen Magazine I found in a bag left off of 42nd Street. Social work has no job offerings because everyone stopped caring about anyone but themselves.
I could socially work by myself, I guess. Er, doesn’t that take the social part out?
At any rate, the good news is that we don’t have education in the U.S. anymore. This really opened up opportunities because there is no way to have educational requirements for a job! No one will have the requirements, or we all have the requirements. Either way, the world is my oyster.
After a lot of deliberation, I decided to become a Solver. They are like what we had called Lawyers about two decades ago or so. I don’t know much about them because the local libraries only have books about Jesus, Jesus’ many wives, and the two presidents we have had since 2024.
But I can deduce from the stories I’ve heard from those who lived most of their lives at that time that lawyers played a role in helping people get justice when they committed crimes or didn’t. I think…
