It was one of those DC nights when the air’s so thick you can pour it on a waffle with a side of cream. Even the reptiles were dripping…

Esteemed President-Emperor Trump! Congratulations and Salutations from the Republic of Greater Tokyo.

Ivanka Trump has rejoined the Trump Organization in order to improve the entity’s reputation after it was found guilty of multiple tax…

Former Arizona gubernatorial candidate and current Vaseline spokeswoman Kari Lake engaged in a passionate yet one-sided discussion about…

“Free at last, free at last!” bellowed the dozen overjoyed GOP lawmakers on Tucker Carlson Tonight.

“I put Milk Duds in my popcorn because I get things done,” Biden said.

Did my father-in-law strong-arm that Ukrainian fellow? The answer is a resounding Nyes! Or, put another way, Yno!

Season’s Greetings from the Year 2071

The Constitution makes no reference to either of those things, so you better say your goodbyes.

Our achievements cannot be diminished by the rapid decline in donations after I stabbed Tom Hanks in the back during a photo-op.

Liam Holden, 5, Disregarded Supply Chain Shortages

Do not underestimate Army engineers, as they fear neither beavers nor permits.

In the event of war with China or Russia, the professional soldiery of the U.S. would be inadequate in number. But there is a solution.

But last weekend I changed my principles for the sake of a loft party.

“Instead of government, we had a stage / Instead of ideas, a prima donna’s rage”

If there’s one thing Republicans won’t stand for, it’s a bunch of angry ideologues desecrating a capitol building.

I’m glad we don’t have to wear masks anymore, now that the world is opening up again. Glad things are finally getting back to normal. But…

A majority of Americans who sent their financial information to the IRS acknowledge they declined to provide all of their sources of…

MONTGOMERY, Ala. — The state legislature on Monday passed a bill that aims to lower Election Day turnout by mandating that all voters…

Members of the Hands Off Our Planet Caucus must affirm that hurricanes are majestic rainstorms and wildfires are God’s light shows…

Fox News plans on marking the 51st annual Earth Day by airing nonstop coverage of the “globalist cabal” and its sphere of influence in…

I’m still not entirely sure what the Senate Parliamentarian does, but I’ll do anything she wants.

ASPEN, Colo.— A ski instructor at a Rocky Mountain resort is encouraging his students to modify the name of a deceleration technique…

They really are all-inclusive.