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Fire! Our Stomachs Were On Fire!
The night we thought we were going to die.
I remember when…
My girlfriend and I went to a restaurant.
It was the Outback Steakhouse.
Our favorite night out was to go to dinner and get a medium-rare ribeye. It was so delicious.
What we didn’t know was that the restaurant was Australian-themed.
They like pepper.
Lots…of…black…pepper.
After our dinner, we came home to relax.
But we were attacked by a severe case of Acid Reflux.
We tried drowning out the fire with water. Nope, that didn’t work.
Then we tried Mylanta. I wanted to drink the whole bottle.
That didn’t work either. ☹
Our stomachs were on fire!
We thought we were going to die.
But we didn’t.
There is a lesson here, though.
Research the restaurant beforehand if you’ve never been there before.