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Flashbacks to Ashley Madison
When Online Dating and AM Memories Collide
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE.
Really? That was your opening line to me? The one thing that would set you apart from all the rest vying for my favour. This hello was a slap to my face.
“So, do you like doggy or what?”
I wish I were joking. That was his first line. He sought me out, clicked on my profile, and decided to go straight to the end of week two, or maybe week one if they are good little boys.
BLOCK.
Another gent who was a fool in disguise was charming. Oh my, it was enough to make this wannabe southern belle swoon with his affections. He was cute and articulate. What else could I ask for? When he saw I was interested, he tried to reel me in.
“FYI. I am in a long-term relationship. She doesn’t meet all my sexual needs, so I am looking for some fun on the side. Are you in?”’
WHAT! THE! ACTUAL! FUCK?
The time to be upfront was in your profile. Maybe you do have an open relationship? Or you are just being a dick, cheating on your lady. Better hope she doesn’t find out because you won’t have someone to cheat on.
Oh the humanity
