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Give yourself a break and take a break
How Can I Brighten Your Day?
We all need a little pick me up
If you've had a shitty day you have come to the right place.
My mission in life is to cheer you up, so let’s get to it.
Silly Story no. 1:
A sixth-grade science teacher Mrs. Smyth asks her class:
“Who can tell me which organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when stimulated?”
Nobody raises a hand, so she calls on the first student to look her way.
“Mary, can you tell me which organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when stimulated?”
Mary stands up, blushing furiously.
“How dare you ask such a question?” she says.
“I’m going to complain to my parents, who will complain to the principal, who will have you fired!”
Mrs. Smyth is shocked by Mary’s reaction, but undaunted.
She asks the class the question again, and this time Sam raises his hand.
“Yes, Sam?” says Mrs. Sampson.
“Ma’am, the correct answer is the iris of the human eye.”
