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Why Toddler Moms Are the Ultimate Heroes the World Needs
Ready to lead the world and save humanity — all before naptime
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If you think toddler moms are just wiping noses and watching cartoons, think again. We’re running high-stakes operations 24/7 — defusing tantrums, negotiating impossible deals, and surviving combat situations that would make Navy SEALs sweat.
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My son was 2 when he gave me my first lesson in the nitty-gritties of the automotive industry.
One day, I was cleaning his toys (ok fine, I wasn’t. I was trying to cram them all back into the cupboard so they wouldn’t launch a surprise avalanche on the next unsuspecting victim) when an unfamiliar small yellow object caught my attention.
“What’s this?” I asked my son who was trying to balance himself on his tiny toy school-bus.
“Pokthit,” pat came the reply.
“What?” I blinked and blanked.
After countless google searches and a video call-consultation with my husband, I determined that my son was trying to say “forklift.”
After saying it multiple times and seeing that his mom still looked like an owl perched on…
