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Cool Britannia: Suede at the height of their powers in 1994. From left: Mat Osman, Brett Anderson, Simon Gilbert and Bernard Butler. Photograph: Kevin Cummins/Getty

I wanted to know when Suede had their first tour without guitarist Bernard Butler. 1994 I thought as I saw them at Wolverhampton. Half the audience fell down during the opening chords of the first song, they were so excited. A huge gap opened up in front of me. Very weird. Never seen that before or since.

I checked and couldn’t find anything helpful in the website, but I did get this…

What does that mean? Their third album was Coming Up, in 1994, and I’m pretty sure they weren’t halfway through any tour when Bernard left. How can it get it so wrong?

Well on the right was a random website:

It made my head hurt with all the inaccuracies so much so I can only presume it is a joke page: Animal Nutrition being an early hit! (about poppers)

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