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A Little Dab’ll Do Ya…
My husband’s adventures on a ‘routine sales call’ to a manufacturer of ‘adult’ merchandise…
My husband has regaled me with some pretty interesting ‘tales of the road’ from his years as an account manager for a major shipping company. Some of these have been pretty unbelievable, including this one…
I’ve heard many professional comedians say that they get most of their material from real life experiences. While I wasn’t (and never will be) viewed as a comic, I must agree with them, since my profession as a salesman has provided me with some ‘unique’ (and what I consider) funny stories.
On one occasion, I accompanied a female co-worker on an appointment to a manufacturer in the Midwest. She had shared with me that this was a somewhat ‘unique’ manufacturing operation. However, that didn’t quite prepare me for the direction that this sales call was to take.
Having spent most of my career in the transportation field, I was exposed to a lot of different types of businesses, including industrial, manufacturing, and retail. This particular business was responsible for product development, manufacturing, and distribution of products designed to ‘assist those wishing to have intimate moments…