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Stepmom Adventures Part 21
Stepmom Starts The Apocalypse
With her sexiness and charm
Well, it finally happened — my dad left my stepmom.
It’s what I’ve been hoping for since Wilma and I first began our unconventional affair over two years ago. I always assumed this would mean we could finally be together for real. Sure, it would still be quite the scandal, but we’ve never cared what other people think.
So why didn’t she jump my bones as soon as we were alone? Why is she sulking in the living room watching Storage Wars instead of in my bed, consummating our new freedom?
Maybe it’s her age. They say women mature faster than men, but I had a five-and-a-half-year head start. When I was 22, I had no idea what I wanted. At 27, I’m sure of only one thing: I want Wilma.
Later tonight, I’ll probably head out to the bar and drown my sorrows in booze. In the meantime, I’m distracting myself the only way I know how — by rubbing one out to stepmom vids on PornHub. It’s not as good as the real thing, and honestly, I’m not sure it’s helping at all.
I’m in the middle of reaching for more lotion when I feel the house shake. I throw off my noise-cancelling headphones and rush into the living room where I see my old high school bully, Chad Carney…
