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The after-party belly over belt syndrome
The Saga of Froganstinople Part 3…
It's a common misconception,
Those froggies they eat flies.
I noticed at the party,
It’s caviar and fries!
The only issue with this dish,
Is it makes you fat and round.
With all its glorious ingredients,
It can make you feel egg bound.
The Princess she did suffer this fate,
And had never felt so fat.
It was time to go to fat fighters,
And dust off the yoga mat.
So now the parties over,
Some rules she had to obey.
She wasn’t allowed to see her prince,
Until her wedding day.
With a photoshoot now looming,
She can’t get in her dress.
So days and days of exercise,
Cos she really looks a mess!
To Be Continued…
©MartinRushton 2020
Martin is The Rude Poet, based in the South of England. Most of my work is from prompts or random comments made on social media.
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